w (wjockel)

Race #932

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Official speed 97.22 wpm (50.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 3, 2021 1:00:50pm UTC
Race Finish April 3, 2021 1:01:41pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. jasherak (120.90 wpm)
3. codeforces (79.63 wpm)
4. pixeltwosixnine (79.52 wpm)
5. dincer1998 (73.71 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 119.91
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.