str (sleepallday)

Race #923

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Official speed 97.14 wpm (49.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 24, 2020 4:42:01am UTC
Race Finish August 24, 2020 4:42:51am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. sk8terboi723 (129.02 wpm)
2. carefullyslow (103.55 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 116.57
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...