Josh (cyptobynight)

Race #903

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Official speed 94.83 wpm (51.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 13, 2019 9:17:23pm UTC
Race Finish December 13, 2019 9:18:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. zachattack973 (115.08 wpm)
2. l__l (105.34 wpm)
4. noprop (87.77 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 113.79
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...