siggyboi (sigmoid_rectum)

Race #9

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Official speed 66.14 wpm (94.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 7, 2018 6:58:42pm UTC
Race Finish September 7, 2018 7:00:17pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. jaykwon (83.36 wpm)
2. cantgo100 (79.74 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 116.85
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Uh, no, there's more. One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine. Once, I went out with a guy who wore 3D glasses the entire evening. Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy's motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs. Another time I went to a really boring movie with a guy, and while I was asleep he tried to pull out one of my teeth. I literally woke up with his hand in my mouth. We went out a couple times after that but then he got weird.