View Pit Stop page for race #9 by realdonaldtrump — Ghost race
View profile for Donald Trump (realdonaldtrump)
Official speed | 87.43 wpm (48.18 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 19, 2016 3:16:40pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 19, 2016 3:17:28pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. hajar424 (60.19 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |