View Pit Stop page for race #9 by goblinkings — Ghost race
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Official speed | 35.53 wpm (118.55 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 10, 2017 4:47:52pm UTC |
Race Finish | October 10, 2017 4:49:50pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 36.71 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |