Stevie (alex7431)

Race #88

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Official speed 61.87 wpm (72.73 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 3, 2017 11:06:52pm UTC
Race Finish November 3, 2017 11:08:05pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 76.31
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.