Jesse (jessegarcia)

Race #87795

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Official speed 129.96 wpm (34.63 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 5, 2018 10:43:06pm UTC
Race Finish March 5, 2018 10:43:41pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. disclo5ure (150.95 wpm)
2. hujala (142.08 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 160.28
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.