View Pit Stop page for race #877 by horenzo — Ghost race
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Official speed | 74.95 wpm (56.20 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 19, 2016 7:01:41pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 19, 2016 7:02:37pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. alamofgod (92.18 wpm) 3. ranebowdash (80.12 wpm) |
Accuracy | 90.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |