Liam (backflip9)

Race #875

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Official speed 96.01 wpm (50.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 25, 2018 7:23:08pm UTC
Race Finish February 25, 2018 7:23:58pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. mitchell3514 (83.12 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 115.21
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...