Lars (aaberg)

Race #8697

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Official speed 84.26 wpm (57.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 21, 2020 11:36:14am UTC
Race Finish July 21, 2020 11:37:11am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. sprachzarathustra (105.07 wpm)
4. parasit (65.35 wpm)
5. osama_alkhodairy (64.86 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 109.54
Text #3550314 (Length: 402 characters)

There are three reasons, Mr. Brown, why I will not dance with you. The first, I fear, is that you've had a little too much to drink. The second is that this is not, as you seem to suppose, a waltz the orchestra is playing but the Peruvian national anthem, for which you should be standing to attention. And the third reason why we may not dance, Mr. Brown, is that I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.