snails (slow_learner_2000)

Race #865

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Official speed 57.02 wpm (78.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 16, 2020 11:33:25pm UTC
Race Finish May 16, 2020 11:34:44pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. albarracinnn (79.85 wpm)
4. jacobthetyper4 (55.59 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 70.32
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.