View Pit Stop page for race #861 by ilikepotatoes — Ghost race
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Official speed | 73.98 wpm (56.93 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 17, 2011 5:39:09am UTC |
Race Finish | December 17, 2011 5:40:06am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. madi920 (80.12 wpm) 3. esraels (67.66 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |