evan (zhouyifan0904)

Race #848

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Official speed 79.94 wpm (56.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 13, 2019 9:21:03pm UTC
Race Finish October 13, 2019 9:21:59pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. s_katana (90.29 wpm)
4. gimape07 (69.23 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 98.59
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.