View Pit Stop page for race #845 by jpoopy — Ghost race
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Official speed | 86.87 wpm (48.49 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 30, 2018 12:55:27pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 30, 2018 12:56:16pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 97.00 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |