Brian (bbreezzy)

Race #84

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Official speed 60.77 wpm (79.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 23, 2019 8:21:56am UTC
Race Finish March 23, 2019 8:23:16am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 2. eenajoe (67.69 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 72.93
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...