LimeAle (tofuloaf)

Race #834

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Official speed 97.77 wpm (49.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 25, 2019 9:22:56pm UTC
Race Finish February 25, 2019 9:23:46pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. teiloq (109.95 wpm)
2. grandhal (109.81 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 117.33
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...