View Pit Stop page for race #83 by donutter — Ghost race
View profile for Marnix (donutter)
| Official speed | 61.15 wpm (68.88 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 15, 2018 3:16:11pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 15, 2018 3:17:20pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. drmomake (78.98 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 63.19 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |