HyperTyper (hyper__typer)

Race #829

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Official speed 73.36 wpm (66.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 4, 2017 6:53:07pm UTC
Race Finish September 4, 2017 6:54:13pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 88.03
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...