IonCube (ioncube)

Race #814

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Official speed 57.07 wpm (99.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 18, 2019 9:20:13pm UTC
Race Finish December 18, 2019 9:21:52pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 85.60
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!