zero (crispyasf)

Race #8070

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Official speed 119.45 wpm (35.26 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 10, 2019 3:12:48am UTC
Race Finish January 10, 2019 3:13:23am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. sidd_ (129.31 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 133.38
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!