FreakinNickP (freakinnickp)

Race #80344

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Official speed 91.75 wpm (52.84 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 27, 2019 8:45:47pm UTC
Race Finish November 27, 2019 8:46:40pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. marcusmandarin (107.52 wpm)
2. ryanssd (98.20 wpm)
5. hottubstream (77.46 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 110.10
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...