Emasity (emasity)

Race #80

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Official speed 77.24 wpm (62.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 30, 2020 3:35:33pm UTC
Race Finish November 30, 2020 3:36:36pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. exidewow (85.98 wpm)
2. kajohnny (82.03 wpm)
3. mcpotato (78.56 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 92.69
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...