View Pit Stop page for race #798 by luiden — Ghost race
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Official speed | 66.26 wpm (63.57 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 19, 2017 4:07:27am UTC |
Race Finish | January 19, 2017 4:08:31am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. nickelodeon_diesel (91.72 wpm) 2. qk2018 (80.87 wpm) 3. mslib9 (80.36 wpm) |
Accuracy | 90.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |