Slim (fake_slim_shady)

Race #79

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Official speed 44.59 wpm (105.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 18, 2014 2:01:17am UTC
Race Finish January 18, 2014 2:03:03am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Accuracy 87.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.