View Pit Stop page for race #788 by soypacs — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 41.79 wpm (100.79 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 4, 2011 8:42:27am UTC |
| Race Finish | February 4, 2011 8:44:08am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |