Kaze (username_s)

Race #780

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Official speed 138.41 wpm (35.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 28, 2015 1:27:48am UTC
Race Finish October 28, 2015 1:28:24am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. venysseus (126.89 wpm)
3. elbingo (121.05 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.