View Pit Stop page for race #78 by idude13 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 35.68 wpm (118.05 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 17, 2009 9:27:13pm UTC |
| Race Finish | December 17, 2009 9:29:11pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (1 of 1) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |