Tom (totallytom)

Race #778

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Official speed 51.94 wpm (86.64 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 10, 2017 12:27:14pm UTC
Race Finish December 10, 2017 12:28:41pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 64.06
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.