Tom (tomhoppen)

Race #761

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Official speed 77.17 wpm (58.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 30, 2019 1:35:50pm UTC
Race Finish April 30, 2019 1:36:48pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. kangsi (90.88 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 95.17
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.