View Pit Stop page for race #75 by xxxthefastxxx — Ghost race
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Official speed | 66.52 wpm (63.32 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 24, 2018 11:11:52am UTC |
Race Finish | November 24, 2018 11:12:56am UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. thefriendlyfrog (76.47 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 68.73 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |