View Pit Stop page for race #75 by shelfdrum — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 43.23 wpm (97.43 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 10, 2019 5:23:18pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 10, 2019 5:24:55pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
| Accuracy | 92.0% |
| Points | 44.67 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |