L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat)

Race #7461

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Official speed 90.76 wpm (44.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 23, 2019 12:44:30pm UTC
Race Finish October 23, 2019 12:45:14pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. itsshade (66.08 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 93.78
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You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.