karsten (gamer112)

Race #7439

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Official speed 84.03 wpm (53.55 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 3, 2020 10:22:01am UTC
Race Finish November 3, 2020 10:22:54am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. nonquit44 (106.69 wpm)
2. tobbe326 (103.94 wpm)
4. persov (81.14 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 103.64
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.