View Pit Stop page for race #7389 by clarified — Ghost race
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Official speed | 112.55 wpm (64.82 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 23, 2023 7:23:47pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 23, 2023 7:24:52pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 189.47 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |