View Pit Stop page for race #7349 by bluejay8765 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 87.67 wpm (83.22 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 11, 2023 1:22:47am UTC |
| Race Finish | September 11, 2023 1:24:11am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
3. chapibol (84.62 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 147.57 |
| Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |