Mithril (mithrilda)

Race #73

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Official speed 81.62 wpm (59.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 19, 2019 9:58:29pm UTC
Race Finish June 19, 2019 9:59:28pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. gimape07 (66.20 wpm)
4. imatson9119 (65.39 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 97.95
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...