William (deviousdd)

Race #721

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Official speed 84.83 wpm (57.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 29, 2022 11:17:36am UTC
Race Finish December 29, 2022 11:18:33am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5 (99.25 wpm)
2. light_exe (86.98 wpm)
4. madara989 (76.35 wpm)
5. kbyyd24 (63.10 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 104.62
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.