onah (learning_dvorak1)

Race #7160

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Official speed 97.32 wpm (50.43 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 3, 2020 5:42:55am UTC
Race Finish August 3, 2020 5:43:45am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. lemoninapie (97.40 wpm)
4. grass_ (79.18 wpm)
5. besieger (70.75 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 120.03
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