Etienne (etiennewaldron)

Race #71

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Official speed 112.10 wpm (43.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 1, 2018 2:10:41am UTC
Race Finish March 1, 2018 2:11:24am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. firewolfrain (111.77 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 134.52
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...