View Pit Stop page for race #709 by poundcayx — Ghost race
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Official speed | 91.18 wpm (53.83 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 2, 2016 2:06:27am UTC |
Race Finish | August 2, 2016 2:07:21am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |