Linfeng (llinfeng)

Race #7027

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Official speed 74.16 wpm (60.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 12, 2019 8:27:49pm UTC
Race Finish November 12, 2019 8:28:49pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. joeyb223 (80.56 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 91.46
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.