Spamling (ninjerk)

Race #70

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Official speed 96.30 wpm (50.34 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 23, 2021 1:23:30am UTC
Race Finish August 23, 2021 1:24:20am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. mannymnz (81.93 wpm)
4. chuiicdhk (66.17 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 115.56
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...