burppppp (gotburptodo)

Race #695

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Official speed 96.19 wpm (50.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 26, 2019 11:12:51am UTC
Race Finish January 26, 2019 11:13:41am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 115.43
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...