View Pit Stop page for race #6948 by dapudding — Ghost race
View profile for Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dapudding)
Official speed | 123.42 wpm (59.12 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 17, 2023 9:29:01pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 17, 2023 9:30:00pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 207.76 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |