Alex (poop_guy)

Race #688

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Official speed 64.82 wpm (72.57 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 22, 2019 1:40:06pm UTC
Race Finish September 22, 2019 1:41:19pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. goldy_boi (72.44 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 75.62
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.