Hellow (hellowi_99)

Race #685

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Official speed 62.34 wpm (77.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 25, 2020 5:16:17pm UTC
Race Finish February 25, 2020 5:17:34pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. gaijjin (92.88 wpm)
2. dyrozang (85.03 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 74.81
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...