Thickspinach (thickspinach)

Race #6780

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Official speed 86.64 wpm (56.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 28, 2022 2:56:30am UTC
Race Finish November 28, 2022 2:57:27am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. straightupluck (102.64 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 106.86
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.