Jakob (fartingalong)

Race #678

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Official speed 51.98 wpm (75.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 15, 2020 12:06:41pm UTC
Race Finish January 15, 2020 12:07:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 45.05
Text #3811329 (Length: 325 characters)

I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.