Stephen (hezzer1414)

Race #67

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Official speed 122.65 wpm (39.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 3, 2020 3:29:29am UTC
Race Finish December 3, 2020 3:30:09am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. douglasmm24 (62.34 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 147.18
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...